"Party disguised as independents" dominate student council elections

Funny story written by Rocko the Zen Wallaby

Sunday, 8 March 2015

WATERFALLS, LAND OF THE MORNING (Bunbunmaru Newspaper) -- Last 18 January 2015, a political background equality programme was launched in Kamishirasawa Falls University in preparation for their student council elections.

However, during the day of the election, an imbalance was noticed by the students -- most of the campus-wide positions (Student body president, vice-president, and senators) consist of a new "independent" party, in which this party runs as the only presidential, only one vice-presidential, and most senatorials.

The Bunbunmaru Newspaper has found out that some "independent" candidates were actually the "Tumyeongseong, Mugyeolseong, Joh-eun Jibae Gujo" (TMJJG) party members, rumoured to be "in disguise."

Most students, consisting of both humans and youkai, were shocked upon hearing this, even a yuurei fainted at the lobby upon reading the list of candidates.

Tacobell Donovan (tengu), who happens to be a writer of the school publication, Ilchul Sinmun, expressed on what happened to him during election day like a girl having a PMS. "I could be sick on that day since TMJJG members pitch for votes. This country's political system is fucked up, even at the student level."

Other students did not happen to vote due to constraints such as internship and hospital duty, in the case of medical-related students.

The Bunbunmaru Newspaper tried to contact the ones in charge of the election but they refused to comment due to what happened during the political background equality programme.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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