Senator Inhofe Climate Science Denier Falls Through Thin Ice
The Oklahoma Times reported today that Senator James Inhofe -in an act of great irony fell through the ice while skating on a lake that has always been well frozen this time of year. His last words as he slipped beneath the water were; "Oh my god...
Read full storyJohn Boehner, Mitch McConnell, and Benjamin Netanyahu Caught In Sexual Congress
WASHINGTON, D.C.-Security guards at the Capitol on Tuesday found Rep. John Boehner, Sen. Mitch McConnell, and Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu having sexual congress in one of its bathrooms, only minutes before the Prime Minister of Israel gave his...
Read full storyBill O'Reilly Fights Backs
"They are in the business to injure," Mr. O'Reilly added. "This is a political hit job." "Bill O'Reilly, Fox News Host, Fights Back at Claims of Exaggerated Stories ," Feb. 22, 2015 You're only embattled if you did something wrong. And I, your humble correspondent, didn't do anything wrong. I just report the facts as I see them but I do want to make a few things clear. * I never apologi...
Read full storyRyan Giggs denies riff between him and LVG!
Co-trainer and ex Manchester United legend, Ryan Giggs, has denied there are problems between Louis van Gaal and himself because his wife is too old! A good friend of Ryan, who we found wandering around the bus station, talking to Jaggedone's CIA'...
Read full storyStudy finds "referring to yourself in third person" still most reliable way to get ahead in career
A recent scientific study has found that one of the most effective ways of getting a raise or promotion in work is to "constantly refer to yourself in the third person". Scientists believe this method can re-enforce in other people's mind that y...
Read full storyRewriting an Old Proverb
A proverb is said to be a saying that expresses a basic or general truth. On the other hand, an anti-proverb is proverb altered deliberately or absentmindedly for humorous or specific effect. Bibi, Prime Minister of Israel, in his recent speech to USA Congress, applied ant-proverb by saying, "So when it comes to Iran and ISIS, the enemy of your enemy is your enemy." The standard wording o...
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