Veggies linked to poorer semen quality says glowing tampon manufacturer
California - Vegetarians and other non-flesh eaters are most likely to be shooting blanks these days according to a sanitary protection specialist pimping glow-in-the-dark tampons. The manufacturers of RadiantPlugs periodwear said today that thou...
Read full storyLower Case Letters Overpower Caps
In a gutsy move years in the making, every lower-case letter moved against it's upper-case counterpart in a timed action that resulted in a complete upheaval of the entire alphabet. The entire event took only 3 minutes from beginning to end. The over...
Read full storyTimely Income Tax Guidance & Insightful Preparation Tips
Tax filing deadlines are on the horizon. As is the yearly tradition at the National Institute of Slick and Slidey Tax Prep Jockeys, we are providing our annual listing of often forgotten income tax pointers and preparation tips. As always, we are n...
Read full storyIntCom Guerilla (Parody of Hawkind: Urban Guerilla)
I'm an IntCom guerrilla Trade wars to the highest seller I'm a tinpot Godzilla Universal kiddy-killer I'm a street-bombing prancer A global-heating moral cancer A swift-declining Panzer Double-serpent-tongued pretender But let's not talk about peace and ethics And kids that don't explode We're losing all of our respect and honour Universal chaos motherlode, yeah baby A humanitari...
Read full storyIndiana Clarify RFRA: Permit Discrimination of "Death Merchants"
Governor Pence and Indiana's state legislature clarified today the poorly worded Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA) that was signed into law last week. According to their clarification, the intent of the law is to enable business owners to prot...
Read full storyPsychoanalyst and Ophthalmologist Beat the Hell out of Each Other On Elevator
Los Angeles, CA-So an ophthalmologist and a psychoanalyst get on an elevator... This may sound like the start of a great joke, but in actuality it was the beginning of a terrifying descent into unprofessional chaos. Jorge Valdez, a once highly res...
Read full storyNew Age Dairy given free range status by EU for its Virtual Cinemagraphic Dome and the chickens love it.
People will recall the Surround Dome Theatre which was a popular fairground attraction in the 1980's. Disney World, Lego-land and Blackpool all had them. The audience were treated to virtual rides on roller coasters and racing cars with every wall su...
Read full storyBeware The Sabre-Tooth Lawyer!
A man thought to be "Lawyer" was spotted lurking outside Midlands Bank in Kensington, London, yesterday. It is not known what type of Lawyer he was... but all are dangerous. This one was heavily disguised in a pinstripe suit and carried an umbrella a...
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