Neighborhood Snitches, Nosy Neighbors & Anonymous Tipsters Possess Same Gene As Nazi Collaborators
So called 'snoops', who contact city officials regarding code violations, minor infringements against city ordinances, complain about one off parties and call the police at the first sign of an ethnic minority in their vicinity have the same gene, ac...
Read full storyTed Cruz Hopes Early Campaign Entry Will Divert Voters' Attention from More Important Issues, like Legitimate Candidates and Serious Domestic Problems
Rafael Edward Cruz, a first-term Senator from Texas, dispensing with any exploratory phase for his Presidential aspirations, delivered a formal speech during the weekly convocation at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia yesterday. The Bapti...
Read full storyBrad Pitt Has Brain Removed To Prevent Brain Disease
Two years after his wife underwent a double mastectomy to cut her cancer risk, actress and U.N. envoy Angelina Jolie today had surgery to remove her ovaries and fallopian tubes for the same reason, she wrote in The New York Times on Tuesday. Her...
Read full storyNorth Korea declares war on United States, announces victory half hour later
North Korean Dictator, King Jong Un has declared war on the United States, after what was reported in KCNA as "a continued, flagrant disregard for the increased demand for hair gel in recent weeks mostly due to the peoples' desire to emulate their be...
Read full storyCandidate Cruz Says that Tax System Should Be "Voluntary"
Special to TPN - Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) followed up his announcement that he was running for President in 2016 with this statement given to Matt Lauer of the Today Show: "I believe the IRS should be eliminated and taxes made voluntary. It wor...
Read full storyAngelina's 'ovaries' for sale on eLay website
New York - Just daze after removing some surplus-to-requirement ovaries from their customary setting Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has placed the organs for sale at an Internet auction site. Provenance papers describe them as a slightlly used o...
Read full storySix foot snow drifts in Scotland yesterday as school janitor goes missing looking for missing pupil
It's March 2015 and snow has been falling over the north west of Scotland for over 48 hours hours now. Reports of drifts of six feet have been reported in high exposed areas and none so bad as the Isle of Siel, just south of Oban. It was just yest...
Read full storyUS Solar powered HALO missile claims first life in New York after student attempts Selfie at Plaza Hotel
The HALO solar powered US missile circling the earth in a perpetual orbit has forced the White House in Washington DC to plead with world's public not to attempt selfies with the missile after the untimely demise of student Martin Megaine. Just as...
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