Angelina's 'ovaries' for sale on eLay website

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Tuesday, 24 March 2015

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New York - Just daze after removing some surplus-to-requirement ovaries from their customary setting Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has placed the organs for sale at an Internet auction site.

Provenance papers describe them as a slightlly used one-off originals suitable for a variety of reproductive needs.

This morning bidding started slowly in the $5-$10 bracket after potential buyers demanded to know 'if some sperm comes with the online package'.

A colourful illustration shows Ms Jolie's egg-hatchery in a hermetically sealed ginger jar in a reference, perhaps, to the alleged color of the actress' pubic hair.

Commenting on the unusual offering a website spokesperson said there'd been plenty of interest despite the slow bidding.

The lot will also be advertised on suitable other channels including the Antiques Rogueshow website.

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