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London - Crown jewelers have welded night vision goggles to the Queen's tiara in case she flips out on Friday when the Big Light in the sky goes awol. A powerful solar eclipse will see much of the United Kingdom blacked out in the morning in fulfi...
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MYLITTLEPO, NY (Tengu Windwaker) -- Angela Candelabra, aged 15, the girl who claimed to "die" for almost a day to "see heaven and hell" who also had a video that made Fundamentalists fight other religions through shocking testimonies which look like...
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A fifth grader named Byron Shuddlemayer has come up with his own theory about the origins of the universe. He calls his theory, The Big Squirt. The current popular belief is everything in the universe was created by an explosion of matter of infinite...
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