Sunday, 15 March 2015

MYLITTLEPO, NY (Tengu Windwaker) -- Angela Candelabra, aged 15, the girl who claimed to "die" for almost a day to "see heaven and hell" who also had a video that made Fundamentalists fight other religions through shocking testimonies which look like marketing strategies, now claims to see afterlives that belong to other religions, such as the Wiccan Summerland and Buddhist Pure Land.

She now claims that she "died" for 7 hours and ends up seeing alternate afterlives after being taught about religious diversity.

"She even saw this place called a 'Juche Heaven' and she told me that this is where the adherents of North Korea's Juche go after they die," Maria Alicia Corazon Mercedes Camila Marimar Santibanez-Candelabra, Angela's mother, stated.

"I even saw the Atheist's afterlife, which even had blackjack, whitejack, and hookers," she added.

Fundamentalists, who used to support Angela, now condemned her for the latest discovery of alternate afterlives.

"This is bad for our image," stated one pastor from the Bible Belt.

Other religious leaders are very happy now that Angela learned of religious diversity instead of claiming that the religion she grew up in was the only way.

"Mi saw de video, brah, and she claims to ave seen ah rasta heaven," stated a Rastafarian leader who wishes to remain anonymous. "Dis calls fah ah celebration."

Angela also apologised to the non-fundamentalists who were angered by her "pro-fundamentalist" old video and is now currently asking YouTube to delete it out of regret. "Now it is time to promote religious diversity," she stated on her new blog.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Afterlife

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