Chris Christie Announces Candidacy At A Very Sore Spot
Livingston, NJ - On Tuesday, infamous New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, finally announced to America that he will indeed be running for the highest office in the land - and he did it underneath the football goal that was once the site of the bigge...
Read full storyThe Spoof encrypts its news website
Cyberspace - Online satire publisher The Spoof has begun encrypting bits of its website to make it harder for hackers and cyber spies to monitor the stories its readers are enjoying. "We want our users to feel real secure," the virtual Editor exp...
Read full storyHoly smoke! Pope confirms Joseph P Kennedy sainthood move
Santa Monica Lewinsky, California - "Sure is a miracle he never got busted," a US Justice Department source tweeted as the news of the American wartime ambassador to the Caught of St James's canonisation spread. Joseph P Kennedy, paterfamilias of...
Read full storyTexas to make Blasphemy a Capital Offense
AUSTIN (Kitteh Network News) After a weekend full of harsh criticism on the internet for advising state employees to ignore the Supreme Court ruling in favor of marriage equality, Governor Greg Abbott and Attorney General Ken Paxton wasted no time in...
Read full storyAmerican Pharoah's Jockey Also Commands A Huge Stud Fee! (Comparatively Speaking)
Dallas, TX - Triple Crown winning horsie, American Pharoah, is reportedly getting a record-setting stud fee of over three million dollars from other mega-rich horse breeders, to jam its giant horse dong into their fillies, in an effort to produce the...
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