The Spoof writer donates one point to break tie
The Spoof Magazine is happy to announce the breaking of the tie between MJaeger and Wilco Timmins. Both of these writers had 564 points and were in a dead heat. For a period of 2 months, each one has been writing in a fury to get ahead of the other. MJaeger, sent an email to, Madge Fontana, currently in first place with a whopping 8,243 points. In it MJaeger asks,"Madge can you give me a poi...
Read full storyThe Spoof refuses Pulitzer prize
Today The Spoof, an online magazine, refused to accept a Pulitzer Prize. A spokeswoman for The Spoof said, "We have talked to the Pulitzer Prize committee and told them our magazine is written by thousands of writers, and each one should get a Pulitzer in recognition of their outstanding work." The committee stated through it official staff personage," "We don't hand out thousands of Pulitze...
Read full storySuperstitious? Saturday's 34th anniversary of Trooping the Colour potshots at Queen
London - The Queen is totally freaked out about this Saturday's Trooping the Colour which occurs on the exact 34th anniversary of someone firing six blank shots at her while astride sidesaddle on royal steed Burn Knees. Uh, Burmese. 19 year-old...
Read full storyACA: Abominable Care Act
The ACA is a cruel hoax disguised as a humanitarian gesture. It was sold as a merciful social policy but in reality it is a diabolical scheme that's paramount to institutionalized genocide. Insurance corporations bribed Congress to make universal coverage mandatory. So now perfectly healthy people are forced to pay for insurance they don't need. Since the insurers fiduciary obligation to enrich sh...
Read full storyPolice Excuses As To Why They Threw A Fifteen Year Old Black, Bikini Clad, Barefoot Girl To The Ground And Pinned Her Down In McKinney, Texas.
"She might have had an Uzi in her panties." "She could be a Kung-Fu expert and have attacked all nine of us and beaten us up." "They could have had this whole pool party rigged with explosives Columbine style and she was running to set them off." "There is always the possibility that she is an Isis sympathizer and had explosives in her bikini top." "They are really all Black Panther ju...
Read full storyNY escaped criminals on way to join Bernie Sanders
According to the latest reports we have, the escaped New York killer criminals are on their way to Bernie Sanders' headquarters in Burlington Vermont. The criminals were cornered by a policemen at the border of Vermont, with a bull horn and a 'oug...
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