Trump: Obama Couldn't Make A Good Deal With Iran If He Were Spotted Two Camels
BILLINGSGATE POST: This Sunday on Face the Nation, Donald Trump told the panel of hand-picked liberal soothsayers that President Obama was absolutely over matched in his negotiations with Iran. With a disdainful gesture, he offered that Secretary Ke...
Read full storyBritish "Moral Panic" Tabloid Media is Far-Leftie Conspiracy
Unsurprisingly, it turns out that the supposedly "right-wing" media in the UK has been infiltrated by malign and conspiratorial forces. To wit, a vicious gang of far-left radical extremists™ who are attempting to destroy conservative, libertarian, classical liberal, theocratic and even any vaguely centre-leaning politics from the inside. Rod Liddle murmurs: Hey man, it was only mean...
Read full storyA Greek tragedy, not!
An army of 300 Spartans led by a very surprising leader, Ataturk, has saved Greece form hurtling into a dark, black abyss. The spirit of an arch enemy together with those who cast their male babies out into the frezing nights of ancient Sparta, and p...
Read full storyMerkel Slips Up In Grease
Germany Chancellor Angel Merkel slipped up while eating Brussels Sprouts today. She blamed a greasy spot on the pavement but observers were sure it was blood. 'I don't believe in Red Grease' Spoof's European reporter Joseph Wilenski told Spoof edi...
Read full storyCall Me Dave Redefines Child Poverty
UK Prime Minister Call Me Dave has announced dramatic plans to redefine poverty in his continuing mission to further his career and improve his popularity amongst Blue Party backbenchers. The move is in line with the Party's General Popularity con...
Read full storyIf elected president, Bobby Jindal's first executive order to abolish all mirrors.
Baton Rouge, LA - In a recent press conference, Governor of Louisiana, Bobby Jindal opened his remarks by stating that "within the first 90 days of a Jindal administration, any and all mirrors in federal and public facilities will be removed and shat...
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