Germany Chancellor Angel Merkel slipped up while eating Brussels Sprouts today. She blamed a greasy spot on the pavement but observers were sure it was blood.
'I don't believe in Red Grease' Spoof's European reporter Joseph Wilenski told Spoof editors 'this was definitely blood.'
As Merkel slid in the 'bloody grease' there was a thunderbolt in the sky - 'grease lightning' joked a European hack - but Our Angie was angry.
'We have ways of making you pay!' she snarled, wiping the 'red grease' from her bruised bum.
The great greasy philosopher Plato said he was up to the job of ending debts but his Police Chief Hercules said this was a task beyond his powers.
Everyone in Brussels was sprouting and the Eurine experiment could continue.
