An army of 300 Spartans led by a very surprising leader, Ataturk, has saved Greece form hurtling into a dark, black abyss. The spirit of an arch enemy together with those who cast their male babies out into the frezing nights of ancient Sparta, and practiced sex from all directions, was enough to stop the rest of Europe strangulating and coagulating the blood of the common Greek, a superb conquest indeed.
Above Athens, a shining light beamed from one Acropolis to another Apocalypse in the history of this mighty country that gave us Pythagoras, Pluto (don't mention his sexual direction here please) and bucket loads of Ouzo, tax free. Then the army appeared above crumbling towers of power perched on a hill far above the little people of Athens and Europe crumbled to the Fata Morgana that swept into the minds, conscience and wallets of the rest of Europe and the rest is now history!
Billions will now flow into the land of milk, honey and ouzo proving that Moses once crossed the Aegean sea after he parted the waves and decided to avoid Israel, land of Jaffas and Jewish racists, to worship a wonderful ancient Greek philosophy and I quote:
"He who borrows must never pay back especially if you live between the Devil and Angela Merkel (maybe she is?)!"
Herr Schauble was last seen leaving the battlefront in his Trojan Wheelchair a broken man, Merkel retreated in her favourite jacket, her only one, and Cameron did a Pontius Pilatus as usual!