Tom Selleck Busted for Stealing Ageless Beauty Products Amid Shortage
With a beauty product supply shortage gripping the west coast, actor, Tom Selleck has been accused of pilfering large amounts of beauty aids to help him maintain his stunningly unchanged appearance. A helicopter that looks alarmingly similar to...
Read full storyMusic Chart Overhaul Throws Up A Surprise
From today, the UK music chart is being published on Fridays, and will be based on a new algorithm for calculating positions from a range of sources. Unfortunately, this has coincided with changes to the days on which new music is released, and the...
Read full storyNSA: "Just assume we're spying on everyone all the time"
The ongoing revelations about the United States National Security Agency's activities may be ruffling some feathers in the international political arena, but cannot come as much of a shock to anyone concerned. The idea that nations would spy on...
Read full storyNew Puppet Show Starring Scott Walker
Determined not to be outdone by Warner Brothers or the famous Ringling Brothers, the infamous Koch Brothers got their traveling show on the road featuring Scott Walker, cast as the quirky governor of an obscure Midwestern state. His costar is Bozo Th...
Read full storyTerrorists Attack The Spoof
With nothing left to lose, a rag-tag team of Middle Eastern Terrorists hijacked Rupert Murdoch's Lear Jet, beheaded the pilot, and took the tabloid mogul hostage - according to an NSA official who planned the mission. Speaking on the condition of ano...
Read full storyThere's a new trend sweeping teen nation this Summer
There's a trendy word making the rounds among teens during these hot summer months and that word is celibacy. Yes, celibacy, the practice of safe sex via the means of abstinence or, in other words, no sex. When I first heard this prudish practice...
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