Determined not to be outdone by Warner Brothers or the famous Ringling Brothers, the infamous Koch Brothers got their traveling show on the road featuring Scott Walker, cast as the quirky governor of an obscure Midwestern state. His costar is Bozo The Clown, a Cuban refugee named Marco Rubio who pulled himself up by the bootstraps to play his greatest roll as an inept Florida politician who kicks himself in the ass wearing those exact same boots.
Koch Industries bankrolled the epic production to coincide with their plot to rule the world. The plot of the show is to fool the public by acting like fools running for president. The campaign act is a spectacle to distract the intended audience of children age 6 and under, who are urged to pay no attention to the little man behind the curtain -- executive producer, David Koch.
His brother Charles directs the action from his perch high above the stage dangling long strings attached to the characters, controlling every move they make. The theatrics are meticulously choreographed using a simple twist of the wrist to make the puppet politician have a knee jerk reaction or side-step an issue. The dialog is read from the script displayed on a teleprompter in front of the stage.
People in show business are notorious coke heads. So the brothers changed the spelling of their name from Coke to Koch in a ruse to deflect suspicion. But like Abe Lincoln said, "You can fool all of the people some of the time" (like Marco Rubio does) "and you can fool some of the people all of the time" (like Scott Walker does) "but you can't fool all of the people all of the time" (like the Koch head brothers try to do).
