Ted Cruz: "Call Me Tatyana"
Odessa Tx:Sen Ted Cruz(R)TX has a secret, and he is about to expose it in an upcoming issue of "Horse and Hound" magazine. Cruz has been busy doing a cover shoot for the equestrian inclined mag since April. "I'm sooooo excited about this cover...
Read full storyDonald Trump's left pinky toe cuts off all relations with Donald Trump.
New York, NY - In the latest of a string of companies and institutions that have eliminated their relations with Donald Trump, his left pinky toe has recently made the announcement that it would no longer "receive blood and nutrients" produced by the...
Read full storyCrazy "Jackass"-like Norwegian PSA blasts young people for not adding a condom to their sexy times
If you get hit with confetti ejaculated from a giant penis in Norway, you may have been STDed. The joke's on you, but it's no laughing matter. Unprotected sex can make your life as miserable as hell. It can also kill you as dead as a .44 magnum. I...
Read full storyLiverpool reject and flop, Balotelli, joins Man United!
With the transfer market offcially open a sensational transfer has just hit the headlines in the UK, Balotelli joins United! Transfers between the arch rivals are very seldom and only an ancient Irish defender, Noel Cantwell, ever ventured between...
Read full storyPolice issue warning of a gang of 'criminal masterminds'
Police from several forces have joined together to urge people to be on the lookout for a gang of crooks after a spate of robberies, thefts and other crimes which have left thousands of people penniless and terrorized many others. Throughout the c...
Read full storyDon't Fence me in.
Due to the current debacle at Calais, France wherein thousands of deadbeats are attempting to get to the UK in order to reach Sports Direct outlets to replenish their trainers and sportswear, lacklustre Prime Minister, Do-nothing-Dave has had to hast…
Read full storyDivorce Lawyer Hits The Jackpot - Outside IKEA!
Carson, Calif. - Business has never been better for Max Splitski, a divorce lawyer in the Los Angeles area. And his recent surge in clientele has all come from the very same place - the exit door at the IKEA, just down the road from his offices. "...
Read full storyCaitlyn Jenner's cat to undergo surgery
The Jenner/Kardashian family are no strangers to controversy. The latest chapter in the saga however may just see them land in hot water with animal rights groups such as PETA and the SPCA after Caitlyn has agreed to fund her beloved moggie with enou...
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