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Atlanta, Georgia - Executors of Whitney Houston's $20m estate are going bonkers as her 21 year old daughter fights for life after slipping into a coma in her bathtub. Just like Momma three years ago. Trustees of Bobbi Kristina Brown's inheritan...
Read full storyWho's The Dumbest Republican Contest - Top 10 Political Quotes
After readers voted on "Who's The Dumbest Democrat?" contest held by N.S. News & World Report and chose Joe Biden for saying "Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008," U.S. News is holding the "Who's The Dumbest Republican" contest. Readers are asked to base their votes on the following quotes: "They'r...
Read full storySome Spoof Editors are Spoofs of Real Editors
In the U.S., satirical writing, even if it makes reference to real people and even if those references are defaming, is protected speech. But according to Harvard Law professor Bruce Hay, there are established standards for determining whether or...
Read full storyProsthetic-Eyed Video Cam Hooker Releases Video of Todd Palin Confession
Well she has surfaced again and, with her Prosthetic-Eye Cam, has produced another amazing candid expose of a celebrity client. Here is her story. Todd has always been known by the Eskimos in Northern Alaska as "igbkleouditi" which means 'Kinky Walrus' in Inuit. So I was not surprised to see him at my world renowned establishment. Like most average folks, I have long wondered how a bright and se...
Read full storyGOP Hopefuls Support Big Banks' Risk Taking
GOP Presidential hopefuls Jeb Bush, Ted Cruz, Chris Christie, and Scott Walker today issued a joint statement "of agreement on the economy." Among the topics of that agreement is that certain corporations, particularly financial institutions, are...
Read full storyNancy Fenwick, 'Keeper of the Queen Corgis,' Pens New Tell-All Book - Can Monarchy Survive Shock Revelations?
London--The shock news this week that HM the Queen is cutting out her Corgis was eclipsed by the even more stunning announcement that the former "Keeper of the Queen Corgis," Nancy Fenwick, is writing a "no-holes barred," tell-all book about the outr...
Read full storyNews headlines from around the globe; shocking!
OK Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) fans all over the planet here's our daily round up of news shocking the planet in short! (This lot makes Russell Howard look like Andy Pandy!) A sick twat in Florida who had sex with a dolphin, yes a dolphin, claims the female dolphin 'wooed' him and he just could not resist! CIA judge, Peregrin Jaws-Greatwhite, has sentenced the pervert to swi...
Read full storyFree candy-floss for everyone!
That was today's announcement from Ed Miliband. In an all too brief interview today, he told me. "Flibbly flibbly flobbery, blibble blobble dip dop smoink." Thankfully I'd had the foresight to bring Bill from Bill & Ben and he translated. "...
Read full storyBoys, Boys, Boys! It's what a priest dreams of.
Under-aged CIA reporter Johnny Pedo-Hunter, who has been sniffing around the Vatican looking for some dirty news, has just reported back to HQ what everybody knew anyway - kiddies porno has been found sitting on laps and tops and PCs in the holy cath...
Read full storySuperbowl offer their half-time spectacular to the FA Cup Final!
Jaggedone's CIA (Cocroach Infiltration Army) have just received exciting news from the Superbowl! Superbowl have offered their half-time entertainment services to England for the FA Cup Final in May! The FA Cup Final quite a drab affair is to be '...
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