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Monday, 2 February 2015

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Atlanta, Georgia - Executors of Whitney Houston's $20m estate are going bonkers as her 21 year old daughter fights for life after slipping into a coma in her bathtub.

Just like Momma three years ago.

Trustees of Bobbi Kristina Brown's inheritance fund fear Whitney's entire fortune could now go to Nick Gordon, her brand new husband of 13 months, if/when surgeons order pulling life support.

It's enough for Grandma Cissy Houston to throw a major hissy fit.

Last year, the family matriarch practically hit the roof when Bobbi Kristina - or Krissi as she's known - wed her former 'foster brother' Nick.

The young man, now 24, had been taken under Whitney's wing 10 years ago during one of her plucky-clucky Mother Duck phases.

For Cissy that arrangement was always tantamount to 'embezzlement by stealth' if family sources are to be believed.

"Cissy's real mad at the glaring lack of a prenup agreement in Krissi's matrimonial affairs," Cousin Shirlaine explained this evening.

"Lord knows what will happen if Krissi doesn't pull through."

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