Jaggedone's CIA (Cocroach Infiltration Army) have just received exciting news from the Superbowl! Superbowl have offered their half-time entertainment services to England for the FA Cup Final in May!
The FA Cup Final quite a drab affair is to be 'sexed' up just like the Superbowl with Katie Perry (Who?) and Lennie Krawitz (Has-been, ex-rocker) not appearing, thank heavens! However in the half-time break following acts will appear amongst balloons, sparklers, rockets, fireworks and anything else available including mushy peas!
Paul Potts will do a rendition of Ava Maria; well sexy! Susan Boyle will do her version of I dreamed a dream (more like a f'ing nightmare!), very sexy!
The English FA have announced this exciting adventure and pre-ordered Cup Final tickets were last seen swimming in the Thames; thank you Superbowl
Here he is! Super-sexy Superbowl attraction at Wembley!
Just because I don't feel this article has enough exclamation points, here's a few more for you to be getting on with!!!