Superbowl offer their half-time spectacular to the FA Cup Final!

Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 2 February 2015

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No, not him, the other Paul, Potts!!

Jaggedone's CIA (Cocroach Infiltration Army) have just received exciting news from the Superbowl! Superbowl have offered their half-time entertainment services to England for the FA Cup Final in May!

The FA Cup Final quite a drab affair is to be 'sexed' up just like the Superbowl with Katie Perry (Who?) and Lennie Krawitz (Has-been, ex-rocker) not appearing, thank heavens! However in the half-time break following acts will appear amongst balloons, sparklers, rockets, fireworks and anything else available including mushy peas!

Paul Potts will do a rendition of Ava Maria; well sexy! Susan Boyle will do her version of I dreamed a dream (more like a f'ing nightmare!), very sexy!

The English FA have announced this exciting adventure and pre-ordered Cup Final tickets were last seen swimming in the Thames; thank you Superbowl

Here he is! Super-sexy Superbowl attraction at Wembley!

Just because I don't feel this article has enough exclamation points, here's a few more for you to be getting on with!!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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