'I swear' political ad runs in to trouble as Cameron overheard swearing
The 'Ballot Ballad', a Skye News mash up presenting the Political Leaders as ready to promise ANYTHING, in their bid for votes, has run into difficulty. A bootleg version of the piece includes audio of the PM , using most un Eton - like language,...
Read full storyPolitical Leaders cash in on Easter Theme
Messrs Cameron, Osborne , Miliband et al are cashing in on the time of Year, to gain votes. Mr Camron is quoted saying, that , the Tories will ''rise again'', though associates say this may be a reaction to his wife's prolonged absence and possibl...
Read full storyAncient Papyrus Text - Jesus Claims his Wife Was a Ballbreaker!
Professor Karen L. King, in her office at Harvard Divinity School, held a fragment of papyrus that she says contains a reference to Jesus' wife. The ink on the front side contains eight lines, dark enough to be legible. Line 4 purportedly says, Jesus said to them, 'My wife is a Fucking Ballbreaker". "It's obviously an important find," said Carl R. Holladay, professor of New Testament studie...
Read full storyParty Leaders stop at nothing to gain votes
Kissing babies, stroking hedgehogs, now the Election Candidates are ready to take part in Sunday Night Dramas and Reality TV, to up their ratings. We understand that Nigel Farage will appear in a crowd scene in 'Poldark', as an angered 'winnower',...
Read full storyCalifornia Bakery Refuses to Bake Wedding Cake Showing Anal Sex
Well- The controversy has now reached liberal Berkely CA where Al and Angie Buttafusco refused to bake a cake for two homo's which would have a depiction of a man thrusting his frosted weiner into the frosted butthole of his future brideman! The B...
Read full storyUS Lottery Winner Chops Off Finger
One Sunday morning in Spring, David O'Malley interior decorator living alone in a run-down apartment in New York woke from a royal Irish hangover and set about reviving himself. Long since divorced from a childless marriage he had been living alone for over twenty years in bondage to a life of routine hard graft, restless sleep and the ritual weekend binges with his work mates in The Black Sham...
Read full storyGallop Poll Dead Heat
The latest Gallop Poll on the General Election result for May 7th places the riders in the Big Election Stakes at Sandown Park neck and neck. However a Scottish wind could give the Labour horse Military Band a slight boost that will make him the w...
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