California Bakery Refuses to Bake Wedding Cake Showing Anal Sex

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Sunday, 5 April 2015

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Well- The controversy has now reached liberal Berkely CA where Al and Angie Buttafusco refused to bake a cake for two homo's which would have a depiction of a man thrusting his frosted weiner into the frosted butthole of his future brideman!

The Buttafusco's told The Berkely Times: "Hey we don't mind goin along with this whole gay marriage thing BUT to ask us to bake a beautiful cake showing anal sex is something else!"

Moe Levinson reporter asked: "Would you bake a cake showing a bride giving her future husband a blow job?"

Joey Butta fusco repied: 'Absolutely we would! - That's natural - not like sticking your dick in an asshole -my god!"

Reporter asked: "Would you show a heterosexual having anal sex on one of your cakes, like this?"

Angie Buttafusco said: "We have to think about that - now get the fuck out of our bakery!"

We duly pulled up our pants and left the store.

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