President Obama Orders National Weather Service to Build Climatron
WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama issued an Executive Order Tuesday, directing the National Weather Service to build the Climatron. The Climatron will control the climate and will be operated by the Vice President of the United States. Opera...
Read full storySkull & Bones Inc. Floated on Stock Exchange
A new firm owned by father and son George H. Bush and George W. Bush and called the "Skull & Bones Inc". has been floated on New York's Stock Exchange. Shares opened at $66.60. The firm will be devoted to mass marketing and merchandising the...
Read full storyAlabama Man Finally Delivers First Rape Baby!
Birmingham, AL - Cleevon Huckleby, 39, first became famous when he accidentally volunteered to become the very first man in America to have a fetus, tragically conceived during a sexual assault, shot into his stomach lining, in an effort to save the...
Read full storyAncient text says Jesus Thought Mary Was a Ball Breaker!
Professor Karen L.King, in her office at Harvard Divinity School, held a fragment of papyrus that she says contains a reference to Jesus' wife. The ink on the front side contains eight lines, dark enough to be legible. Line 4 purportedly says, "Je...
Read full storySheepdog drives on motorway!
A British sheepdog behind the steering wheel of a tractor was seen driving along the M74 in England, it caused quite stir! The owner of the dog was also seen barking at his herd of sheep in a field alongside the motorway and the sheep ignored him, of...
Read full storyPresident Obama Proposes Building 10,000 Mile Dike To Protect USA From Climate Change
WASHINGTON, DC - This morning, President Obama proposed utilizing the USA's military to build a dike around the lower 48 states, combating climate change. The dike would be approximately 10,000 miles long and would be 6 inches tall, preventing ris...
Read full storyWango.com incur £37.3 million loss as a result of expensive pay day loan.
Wango.com, the UK's foremost pay-day lender, has posted losses for the current year of £37.3 million. Confirmed reports suggest that this shock result is largely a direct result of the company taking out a pay-day loan itself during the last acco...
Read full storyIsle of Wight residents rejoice at opening of Food Bank on island
Residents of Shanklin, on the Isle of Wight, were in high spirits yesterday after receiving the announcement that the town was to be the location of the island's first official Food Bank. 'It's absolutely marvellous', gushed Betty Bigglesthwaite,7...
Read full storySky customer takes 96 hours and fails to cancel contract
A customer who spent 96 hours online trying to end his contract with Sky TV is now suffering from mental exhaustion. Digbert Dongle, 46, from Ventor on the Isle of Wight logged onto the Sky online chat service, thinking that he would be able to ca...
Read full storyFlash crash: rogue trader charged with one c*unt of spoofing
New York - A British trader who manipulated the stock market causing a $750bn crash is facing extradition to the USA charged with wire fraud, ten c*unts of commodities fraud, ten c*unts of commodities manipulation and one c*unt of spoofing.. He de...
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