Prince Charles hexed top US Senator as Bob Menendez charged with corruption
Washington AC/DC - Creepy Brit royal Charles Windsore was snapped in DC last month wining and dining a grinning Senator Bob Menendez (D-NJ) - the DC high flier who was charged with 14 c*unts of corruption last knight. The indictment includes consp...
Read full storyBBC household name Davros being held by police on historical sex offences. Daleks shocked at their Leader.
Another sex scandal erupted at the BBC yesterday as Davros, the leader of the Daleks, was arrested by the Metropolitan police for historical sex offences. The allegations are made by 15 women relating to incidents between 1970 and 1975. The matter...
Read full storyIt Is What It Is, Isn't It?
Much like the mysterious dark matter that astrophysicists have been hypothesizing about since the 1930s, metaphysicians this week announced that "It is what it is--isn't." Explained Dr. Cecile Plotinus, who teaches a course in the Pre-Socratic ph...
Read full storyPots Pans and A Shocking Deathbed Confession
New York, N.Y. - The Association of Cookware and Bakeware Manufacturers lost one of their giants last month. Allen Spencer was a key mover and shaker in the industry that helped turn kitchenware into something that made a house a home. In a soon to b...
Read full storyThe Freemasons' Blind Servitude Awards 2015
The Freemasons' Annual Blind Servitude Awards to be conducted at Buckingham Palace by Prince Michael of Kent Grand Wizard of the Royal Ark Lodge will take place on 22nd April. The nominees for The awards that are divided into categories are as follows: (1) Music. Lady Gaga. Justin Bieber. Bono of U2. (2) Film. Clint Eastwood. Quentin Tarantino. (3) Media. CNN. BBC. (4) Literature. J.K.
Read full storyISIS Orders Mass Defecation on Quran
TIKRIT, IRAQ - ISIS commander, Haid D'Salaami, ordered his soldiers to execute a mass-defecation on the holy Quran to prove their manliness. The order came after ISIS soldiers succumbed to Iraqi soldiers when Tikrit was retaken earlier today. Iraq...
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