BBC household name Davros being held by police on historical sex offences. Daleks shocked at their Leader.

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Thursday, 2 April 2015

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Another sex scandal erupted at the BBC yesterday as Davros, the leader of the Daleks, was arrested by the Metropolitan police for historical sex offences.

The allegations are made by 15 women relating to incidents between 1970 and 1975. The matter was made most public after Rita Revel ( make up artist ) went public and made a number of allegations on her Twitter account. Rita claimed she started getting saucy phone calls from someone who had a high pitch electronic wobbly voice. 'He asked me what I was wearing. I knew it was one of those sex daft Daleks straight away. Impregnate, impregnate is all he would say. A few weeks later when I was on a Doctor Who set doing make up, he approached me from behind and shoved his rubber sink plunger up my skirt. Another time he used his metal whisk to feel one of my boobs when I was touching up his paintwork', blurted Rita.'Its that knob on his forehead you got to look out for'.

Rumours about Davros have been circulating round the BBC for years about his Dalek perversions. His Saturday night sex parties held at the flying saucer were the highlight of his sordid week. There were reports of cocaine usage, bondage, unprotected sex and the involvement of a small furry creature from the planet T6. A hooker by the name Big Bev claims that there were other aliens involved as well, 'Some big named aliens from the Autons, Marshmen and the Axons used to participate in the writhing oiled group sex as well'.

DCI Ellis Laverty, from Operation Yew Tree, says Davros is being quite unhelpful and has threatened to exterminate a number of fellow officers.

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