Prince Charles hexed top US Senator as Bob Menendez charged with corruption

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 2 April 2015

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Washington AC/DC - Creepy Brit royal Charles Windsore was snapped in DC last month wining and dining a grinning Senator Bob Menendez (D-NJ) - the DC high flier who was charged with 14 c*unts of corruption last knight.

The indictment includes conspiracy and making false statements, eight c*unts of bribery and fawning over irrelevant cold war thugs in need of some free publicity.

He denies all charges.

This morning aides to Prince Charles were staying schtum about leaked reports that the Senator had greased some very grubby palms to up the British Throne Pretender's profile on Capitol Hill.

All aided and abetted by Charles' US visit hostess Mrs Luydmilla Albritton, widow of disgraced former Riggs Bank owner/CEO Joe Albritton, who laundered undeclared $$$ billions for General Pinochet.

Meanwhile Menendez's defence lawyers are keeping busy deleting pictures of him and Prince Charles from the world wide web.

Expect further revelations when the courts open fir business tomorrow.

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