"I iz runnin for president", Hillary Unveils Lolcat Campaign For president
"I iz runnin for president!" With that short statement posted on Hillary Clinton's Twitter account early Sunday Morning, the former first lady and erstwhile Secretary of State, startled the nation and perhaps the world, not so much because she was ru...
Read full storyGoldman Sux's Lloyd Blankfein 'struggling' at $2m per annum less than Chevron CEO John Watson
New York - The Off-the-Wall-Street banker pulled in a reported $24million in 2014 compared to Chevron CEO John Watson who pocketed a well-earned $26m. Well done, John, you earned it. Considering. Now impressive as those numbers might sound to...
Read full storyEXCLUSIVE - An Interview With Mrs. T - Mother of Boston Bombers
rfreed - Good day, Mrs. T! Thank you for agreeing to do this interview with us. Mrs. T - You should be thankful, you American sensationalist pig. rfreed - Um.... well, that gets things off to a rousing start! As long as we are on the subject, why did your family come to America? Mrs. T - We came here to experience the American Dream. rfreed - Oh, you mean experiencing freedom and the i...
Read full storyPoison ivy bushes bedeck Dunblane Cathedral for Andy Murray nuptials
Dunblane, Scotland - Dozens of bubble-wrapped bushes of the Toxicodendron radicans genus have been installed at the Scottish cathedral where tennis pro Andy Murray is marrying Kim 'Jong-Un' Sears today. In a nod to William and Kate's own shrubby 2...
Read full storyAccused 'pervert' tells judge he was merely training 'like a therapy dog'
San Francisco, Ca - An alleged fetishist caught abusing loaded adult diapers has played a courtroom blinder with a 'dog's bollocks' mitigation plea. Orvil Feckles, 69, was caught on CCTV rummaging in a seniors' nursing home trash dumpster while a...
Read full storyCat image sparks social media buzz: Is it taking a dump or having a piss?
Hot on the heels of that fucking irrelvant gold/blue dress social media storm another intriguing image is generating massive Internet buzz. The image of a cat, which is either shitting or taking a piss on a Florida man's pair of FUCKING expensive...
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