Red meat linked to erectile dysfunction, says Poultry Council study
SACRAMENTO, CA - The Poultry Litigation & Underwriting Council (PLUC) released the results of a 17-year study Monday, linking erectile dysfunction to the consumption of red meat. The study was funded by a $136.7 billion grant from the new Unit...
Read full storySkeleton remains of Richard III found in a Leicester car park are bogus.
The skeleton remains of Richard the III which were discovered in a Leicester car park during an archaeology dig and finally buried again at Leicester Cathedral, caught the imagination of the UK public. The discovery of the skeleton allowed experts...
Read full storyMcDonalds to Hire 500 Chimpanzees In 250 Test Stores
A major announcement from McDonald's -who like all companies forced to compete in the global marketplace - is committed to using good old American creativity and resourcefulness to beat China and India at their own game. "McDonald's will be employ...
Read full storyIs Pot Kosher For Passover?
New York - Rabbis at Manhattan's B'nai Jeshurun are slugging out conflicting theories about this year's vital Jewish poser, Is Pot Kosher For Passover? The eight-day holiday begins at sundown Friday just as West Manhattan's Ashkenazi faithful dem...
Read full storyNeighbourhood battle between numbers 10 and 11 Downing Street referred to Council arbitration service.
The neighbourhood conflict between George Osborne and David Cameron has been placed in the hands of a council arbitration service after both parties received ASBO' s and a stern warning from the head of police the other day. It all began last summ...
Read full storyPresident Obama Issues Executive Order Prohibiting Future Presidents from Issuing Executive Orders
WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama's Press Secretary, April Phulz, announced today that the President has signed a Presidential Executive Order prohibiting future Presidents from issuing Presidential Executive Orders. Ms. Phulz stated that President...
Read full storyYou've Got Viewers--Mad Men's Producer's got Radio Shack TV Drama
Vancouver, BC-Lionsgate Television, the producer of the hugely successful period television drama Mad Men, plans to follow up on its success with another period drama set in a woebegone shopping mall. Entitled Radio Shack, this program features a...
Read full storyNeed a Human Being? Let a 3-D Printer Produce One for You
Goshen, IN-Can't get a date for the prom or the homecoming dance? Need a temporary assistant to run your office while your dependable office assistant is on vacation? Ready to panic? You may not need to panic. A local company which specializes in...
Read full storyGod admits that dinosaur bones are just a "geological hoax" He pulled on humanity
In a stunning announcement, God, the creator of all things, admitted that dinosaur bones are really just "gag props" that he created in the soil for us to find. "Sorry if I just spoiled your childhood" God said with a chuckle. Asked why he...
Read full storyCameron and Osborne deny they are class bigots
David Cameron and a wooden effigy of Chancellor George Osborne have denied they are class bigots who plan to reintroduce medieval feudalism if re elected. Perched on horses and speaking at a torchlit pre-election press conference in a Norman castle,...
Read full storyLocal area man perplexed because mother-to-son affection has abruptly ended
Bethesda, MD-Lones Katz, a man who has always had a very close relationship with his mother, is baffled by his mother's recent lack of affection towards him. "For as long as I can remember, my mother and I have always hugged and kissed every time...
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