Obese patient sues doctor for "inappropriate" weight comment
A doctor in Carlisle is being taken to court by one of his patients. During a meeting with a Dr Yimenez about his upcoming stomach-stapling surgery, the patient observed that the doctor had made one or two inappropriate comments about his weight.
Read full storyFacebook crashes after bot attack
Facebook, the ever so popular, and somewhat indispensable social network, crashed last night, and stayed down for over an hour due to a bot attack, but not the usual bot attack. "Normally," said Facebook's security guru, Kerry Katona, "bot attacks...
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WASHINGTON - President Obama has acknowledged that the NSA and The CIA had underestimated the rise of the Islamic State militant group, ISIS, which has seized control of a broad swath of territory in the Middle East. He said he "follows their advice...
Read full storySarah Palin Sues Church of Scamatology
Wassilly, Alaska Former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin was dismayed when trying to enter the Celebrity Centre of the L.A. branch of the Church of Scamatology. "They told me I wasn't a celebrity!" shouted Palin. "I said, 'Do you know who the #@%$ I...
Read full story'Totally relaxed by Amal bigamy' tweets Jihadi John
Baghdad, Iraq - 'Hope you appreciate I groomed her for you, George,' the CIA 's most wanted ISIL insurgent tweeted this morning as pics of George Clooney's wedding went viral on the net. Jihadi John, as he is known in Langley, Virginia, also uploa...
Read full storyStudy finds homeless people took home £3 million in bonuses last year
Research has found that many of the UK's homeless people are more well-off than previously thought. Despite collecting just pennies in their day job filling our streets, some them took home as much as £3 million in their end of year bonuses. "Man...
Read full storyFlorida Man Leaves Big Tip Then Tells Everyone About It So They Think He Is Awesome
Duncan Whitehead of Fort Lauderdale, Florida headed to a new restaurant in town to celebrate his birthday. What happened next caught the attention of the world. Despite a dining experience that "sucked," the generous man left a $2 tip for th...
Read full storyEU robber barons launch $10bn 'Ecuador-style' Apple shakedown
Dublin, Ireland - The Irish government has been ordered to seize billions of dollars in spurious new taxes from US tech giant Apple. A Chapter Eleven bankruptcy plot by departing EU Competition (sic) Commissioner Joaquín Almunia designed to ward o...
Read full storyQueen Elizabeth Purrs Loudly When Watching Barack Obama On TV
In a leaked document written by a fired Royal Household butler, references were made to loud purrings, which sounded like a cat. Prince Philip was reported as saying that he had tried sleeping in the spare bedroom and putting down saucers of cream t...
Read full storyConservative Party Conference Marred By Lewd Twitter
The start of the Conservative Party conference on Sunday was marred by a lewd twitter apparently eminating from a caged bird outside the building. The bird was identified as Acridotheres tristis, or the common Myna. Nigel Farage who was passing at ti...
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