Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 30 September 2014

image for 'Totally relaxed by Amal bigamy' tweets Jihadi John
Wedding pics taken at London's Ecuadorian embassy

Baghdad, Iraq - 'Hope you appreciate I groomed her for you, George,' the CIA 's most wanted ISIL insurgent tweeted this morning as pics of George Clooney's wedding went viral on the net.

Jihadi John, as he is known in Langley, Virginia, also uploaded his and Anal Alapudding's 'nuptial shots' taken in Ecuador's London embassy where her human frights client Julian Assange is holed up.

The Islamic caliphate wannabe is thought to be one of Tony Blair's horrible bastard brats, bankrolled by the ex-PM's global piss process initiatives much like Prince William.

Commenting on the allegations a European Court of Human Frights attorney said today that bigamy is a relatively minor rap that's never stopped others from scaling life's slippery slope.

"Some even say it's social climbers' ultimate move," defrocked Little Cock, Arkansas lawyer Bill Clinton saif.

"Never stopped me from getting where i am today."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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