Ray Rice Scores Endorsement Deals For Dating Site, Workout Video
Baltimore, MD - Exiled NFL running back Ray Rice has landed a couple of endorsement deals in the wake of his humiliating firing from the Baltimore Ravens after video surfaced of him beating his future wife in an elevator months ago. Rice inked a d...
Read full storyScottish Independence - What Will Happen To Empty Bank Premises?
Any Bank Buildings vacated by nervous banks after a "Yes" vote could be used to house low risk savings companies willing to lend money to small businesses. The companies will have to use people's savings to generate money and to lend money out polite...
Read full storyUS Department of Applied Phobias Releases New List
The US Department of Applied Phobias (USDAP) has just released a new list of phobias to be applied to political opponents of the current administration. This list was created in order to head off what looks to be a major collapse of the Democrat Part...
Read full storyHadrian's Wall To be Re-Built In Attempt To Keep Starving Scottish Out Of England If They Go It Alone
The British government has begun drawing up secret plans to rebuild Hadrian's Wall - the wall built by the Roman's to keep marauding Scot's out of England - to prevent starving undocumented Scottish people from entering England. If Scotland's vote...
Read full storyPresident Obama Announces Strategy To Combat ISIL
WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama announced his specific plans today to combat the Islamic State militant group. In a widely anticipated, 933-minute speech, Obama said he would authorize 27 strikes on ISIL positions on Thursday, 21 strikes o...
Read full storyShakespeare's Last Letter
THE FOLLOWING LETTER, LATELY DISCOVERED, WAS WRITTEN BY SHAKESPEARE TO HIS MISTRESS JULIET HADHERWAY. Dear Juliet, It is never easy to part, such sweet sorrow, but I shall remember you fondly. To your father Shylock I tender my regards. Our nuptial vows were a tabernacle of veneration to me that I never strayed far from but when I learnt that you had an affair in Italy...
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