Monsanto Seeks to Genetically Modify Food Labeling Laws
Food industry giant Monsanto has announced that it will seek to genetically modify proposed food labeling laws so as to make them better able to withstand the powerful Monsanto-produced insecticide Roundup. In recent years, Monsanto has expended...
Read full storyGroundbreaking Research: Godfrey Bloom Knows EXACTLY What He Is Doing
The media, in a somewhat ageist manner, has portrayed former UKIP golden boy Godfrey Bloom as an ageing, eccentric grandfather whose mind is wandering somewhat™ . However, not everyone agrees. Yes: groundbreaking research by Guru Angus L...
Read full storyEbola Czar Quarantined For 21 Days In White House As New Dog Czar
BILLINGSGATE POST: Ron Klain, who was appointed Ebola czar by President Obama last week, has not been seen or heard from since. Rumors regarding his present status abound. Most prominent of the speculative theories is that he has been confined to...
Read full storyObama secretly undergoing anti-Ebola shots
Washington DC - The President has started a hush-hash course of anti-Ebola therapy involving a dozen daily shots according to White House barman Dru P Weiner. The day begins with a Kahlua cocktail made from Shady Hollow-grown, hand-picked Arabica...
Read full storyCornwall Is "Axis Of Evil" State - Regime Change On Cards - Obama
President Obama has expressed grave concern that Cornwall has been taken over by the militant Prince Charles, member of the British Royal Family and the Prince of Wales. Charles has been reported to the President by the C.I.A. as having undemocra...
Read full storyMcConnell - Lundergan-Grimes spar in early morning tiff
Upon hearing the news that the two largest newspapers in the state of Kentucky, the Courier Journal and the Herald Leader, had endorsed Alison Lundergan-Grimes over Mitch McConnell for one of the Senate seats in Kentucky, the incumbent, Senator McCon...
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