Cornwall Polygamy Scandal
An undercover reporter dressed as an Arab and working for the Sunday Scandal Newspaper has uncovered evidence of unbridled polygamy in the St. Ives area and allegations of widespread cruelty to cats. As the reporter was allegedly going towards St.
Read full storyGOP congress cedes US back to UK!
"Shocked but not surprised," stated a front page editorial this morning in the New York Times when it disclosed the proposed legislation in the new GOP dominated United States Congress. "The legislation cancels 238 years of freedom for the citize...
Read full storySweden sends female prosecutor to question Assange she disappears into his room for two hours
The prosecutor's office in Sweden has finally sent a representative to question Julian Assange in Ecuador's London embassy. This assistant prosecutor is Ms. Valerie Thighborg, 29, brunette, slender, wearing Madame Orientale rouge lipstick, and att...
Read full storySteve Perry, Journey Hit Song 'Lights' Lift San Fran to World Series Title
KANSAS CITY, MO - In a thrilling World Series between the San Francisco Giants and the Kansas City Royals, in which both teams seemed evenly matched, the title came down to one small difference - one team had a kick-ass song from the late 70'...
Read full storyFerguson Officer Unwittingly Admits His True Motive Behind Killing Unarmed Teen
In a Channel 5 investigative report with journalist Jim Rosenthal, the Ferguson Caucasian police officer, who allegedly shot an unarmed African American teen to death in August, unwittingly admitted his true motive behind shooting the teen. Rosenthal asked the officer the following question, "Is it possible that the suspect could not drop his gun simply because he did not have a gun?" to which...
Read full storySanta celebrates 10 years of Halloween tradition
NORTH POLE - For the tenth consecutive year, Santa Claus gave out coal and candy canes to trick-or-treaters. Hordes of children and their parents traveled to the North Pole to meet the jolly old man, who happily welcomed each visitor by name.
Read full storyHurley, Wisconsin- "A Drunkards Dream If I Ever Did See One!"
This phrase from 'Up On Cripple Creek' by The Band pretty well sums up the first and perhaps the last conscious impression that one would have of Hurley, Wisconsin. I had heard a couple times from people in Ironwood, Michigan just across the Montreal River and the state line from Hurley that it was 'where everyone goes to drink'. Coming into town from Highway 2 and arriving at the main junctio...
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