Newlywed Husband Wants Sex All The Time
Dear Mom, Well we have been married two months today and I have been wanting to discuss something with you but couldn't do it in person or on the telephone since the government bugs everything, including e-mails. It's a little embarrassing but I was wondering if when you and dad got married did he want to have sex all the time? I can understand most nights but not all the time. I love Bi...
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On the original deadline date for enrolling in Obamacare, HHS Secretary Sebelius revealed today a new health plan today which provides another economical option to the Platinum, Gold, Silver, and Bronze health plans previously defined. In accord wit...
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A stone with a brown stain has been spotted on the Jupiter moon, Europa by the 250 billion dollar space orbiter, Odyssius. The exciting stone is probably sandstone discoloured by brown iron. Jubilant geologists at Houston cheered when the image...
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NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh has said that he may verbally attack a lot of people but it is only because those people deserve it. But the 63-year-old Republican radio talk show host has stated, with tears in his eyes, that he does not appreciate...
Read full storyEdward Snowden Claims He Has Over 400,000 Pages Of Info On Donald Trump
MOSCOW - President Putin recently stated that his Director of Computers Edward Snowden is worth more money. Putin was referring to the fact that Eddie Snowden can access any type of information on anyone in the entire world including President Oba...
Read full storyD.A.R.E. Expects Best Year Ever
Inglewood, CA (Washington Post) - the Drug Abuse Resistance Eduction program, D.A.R.E. or simply DARE as it is ubiquitously known, announced today that it expects 2014 to be its most successful year ever. DARE is an educational outreach program in...
Read full storyLocal Woman Arrested After Asking Men to Strip in Front of Her!
The police in Salt Lake City have arrested a beautiful lady that has been a bank teller there for several years. She was charged with asking several local men to strip in front of her and some of the men were married and some not. "It was very...
Read full storyNazi goblet touted as $5bn Holy Grail
Leon, Spain - As far as Biblical relics are concerned a bejewelled gold chalice stashed by the Nazis at the Basilica of San Isidoro in Leon is the ultimate holy grail of Christian artefucts and worth a staggering five billion dollars. This week it...
Read full storyEric Clapton joins Circle City Horns
Eric Clapton announced today that he would be joining the Circle City Horns of Corona, CA for a 2015 album and world wide tour. The world renowned Circle City Horns were formerly fronted by founder/guitarist/vocalist and arranger Griff Hamlin, as Gri...
Read full storyEnd Timers Control Climate Change Press Event
WASHINGTON, DC -- 98% of the world's climate scientists agree that the threat climate change poses to Earth's life-support systems. In short, human-driven climate change poses a great threat to well being, health and even to human survival.
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Sam Adkins of Chicago, Illinois loves to swim and goes to Florida on a regular basis so that he can swim in the ocean and even float on his hairy back. "In the ocean, my weight of 500 pounds feel so light, it's amazing. Also I don't even care if m...
Read full storyG.O.P. Looking Ahead, Far Ahead
Elated, but not content with new ballot restrictions imposed in nine swing states since 2013, Republicans are seeking to further reduce Democratic participation in future elections by 'potential' Dems by targeting kids in kindergarten and grade schoo...
Read full storyPierced Morghound expelled from America by U.N.
New York - Pierced Morghound was ordered to leave the Western Hemisphere today by an emergency meeting of the U.N. security council. Known for his unpopular T.V. program (America's Got Guns), Pierced was dragged, kicking and screaming, and whini...
Read full storyOn David Cameron's "Green Crap"
David Cameron has welcomed the latest UN predictions on climate change. In a break from his busy schedule visiting the toilets at Bognor Regis he gave an exclusive interview to your fearless reporter. 'Let me say, first of all, that Bognor Regis c...
Read full storyFDA and EPA join forces to combat new death by aspartame study
Washington D.C. - As the United States Federal government is about to run out of cash, our sources report that the FDA and the EPA are about to re-launch aspartame as a vitamin. In the light of a recent study showing that aspartame kills women (...
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Food Writers at the Daily Maile have announced that if people simply cut out fresh meat, fruit and veg from their diet they will probably live forever. The new findings, which are totally made up, say that processed food like burgers and sausages, ch...
Read full storyShake, Rattle and Roll
(STT News) - Sunday's 4.8 magnitude earthquake in Yellowstone National Park has rattled some who worry about the slumbering super-volcano and its potential for a massive eruption. However, at this morning's press briefing at the La Brea Tar Pits Spa...
Read full storyNew Tick Species Discovered in Scottish Western Highlands
A significant new species of Blood Sucking Tick has been found embedded in Alex Salmon's elbow. Experts at the indigenous species unit under the Stone of Scone in Holyrood Palace described the discovery as "significant". It is thought to be t...
Read full storyHandout Madness - Now M.P.s Claim Expenses for Claiming Expenses
While countries such as Spain crumble under top heavy government administration costs, E.U. rules now state that all M.P.s of member States must now submit claims for claiming for expenses. Additionally, claims must be made for petrol costs for drivi...
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