Obese Man Regrets Not Seeing His Naughty Bits, Huge Belly Buster Dive Into Ocean!

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Monday, 31 March 2014

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Sam Adkins of Chicago, Illinois loves to swim and goes to Florida on a regular basis so that he can swim in the ocean and even float on his hairy back.

"In the ocean, my weight of 500 pounds feel so light, it's amazing. Also I don't even care if my swimming trunks come off as my belly hangs down over my privates so no one can see any naughty bits, not even me", he told a filming crew who want him for a weight loss story.

Sam stated that he could handle his weight and wasn't interested.

"Aren't you ashamed of yourself, being so fat?"

Adkins told them that it didn't bother him a bit as long as he can swim in the ocean and use his neighbors pool when they're gone to work during the day.

"There was that one time when I decided to do a belly buster off that cliff on down past the beach, there. That was a bad mistake."

"Who would have thought that my high dive 500-pound belly-flop into the ocean would have caused a wave that wiped out all life on an island 400 miles away?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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