British Royal Family To Have Removable Heads
Queen Elizabeth II and any other Royal Heads of State will in future be removable to prevent Kings, Dukes Queens and even Jacks hanging onto power like Queen Elizabeth. The "Thatcher Syndrome" where crazed obsessives believe themselves to be ind...
Read full storyCheney on the couch in delirium over Iraq with Reagan-uh Megyn-his new psychoanalyst
Following a recent FOX news interview with Megyn Kelly, Richard Cheney has been reported seeking his psychoanalyst's couch during an attack of "nostalgia hysteria." Coincidentally, Mr. Cheney's psychoanalyst is also named Megyn (last name withheld...
Read full storyFacist P.C. Police Force More NFL Teams to Change Names
After the Washington Redskins were forced to change their name, since it was deemed offensive by those who have nothing better to do than look for an excuse to be offended, now the precedent has been set for the entire NFL to be under attack. Jere…
Read full storyGoodnight, FOX
Under the capitol dome There was a megaphone And a whole lot of goons And a picture of McCain railing just like a loon. And there were thirty House members full of hot air And two anchors from FOX Wearing identical socks And a tired r…
Read full storyUS student rescued from giant German vagina sculpture tested for STDs
Tübingen, Germany - (Ass Mess): A 100ft, 32-ton red Veronese marble sculpture of a vagina positioned outside Tübingen University Institute for Microbiology and Virology is being tested for sexually transmitted diseases this week following an inciden...
Read full storyCattle Rancher Bundy Actually A Front For Putin's Seizure Of American Territory
The word is out on Nevada renegade cattle rancher Cliven Bundy. Recent evidence has shown that the cantankerous old cow rebel who refused to pay the government for using BLM land for grazing is actually a front man for Russian President Putin's plot...
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