Written by Matt Birkenhauer

Monday, 23 June 2014

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Under the capitol dome
There was a megaphone
And a whole lot of goons
And a picture of
McCain railing just like a loon.
And there were thirty House members full of hot air
And two anchors from FOX
Wearing identical socks
And a tired refrain
Repeated day after day
About a trumped up scandal by the name of Benghazi
Intoned all day by the Koch brothers' patsies.

Goodnight goons
Goodnight loons
Goodnight McCain railing at the moon
Goodnight Right
And its Looney Toons.

Goodnight Baiers
Goodnight squares
Goodnight Hannity
And his shrill inanity.

Goodnight squawks
And goodnight cocks
Goodnight petty grouse
And goodnight louse

Goodnight gnomes
And goodnight Rush
Goodnight nobody
Goodnight mush
And goodnight to Rachel Maddow whispering "hush."

Goodnight FOX
Goodnight crock
Goodnight right-wing laughingstock.

By Martin Wise Guy

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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