Funny story: Whatever Happened to Paddy Freeman?

Whatever Happened to Paddy Freeman?

Patrick Freeman has gone missing. The amateur inventor from a little village in the South of Ireland claimed on his Facebook page that he had invented a car that could run on tap water. It required, he said, only a rechargeable battery and its en...

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Funny story: Seinfeld Injured In Auto Accident Filming Episode of 'Comedians Getting Coffee'

Seinfeld Injured In Auto Accident Filming Episode of 'Comedians Getting Coffee'

Jerry Seinfeld, former network star, was involved in an auto accident yesterday while filming an episode of "Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee" in Branson, Missouri. According to the Branson Police Department five people, including Mr. Seinfeld and...

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Funny story: Ode to Birth Control by J.S. Shaw

Ode to Birth Control by J.S. Shaw

It's obvious my uterus has seen a better day. Too many years invested, in erotic sexual play. Committed now to aging with grace its duty done. A child carries on my name - a generation comes. My sex life is a private matter, I care not to discuss. Why Politicians think they speak ... for my uterus. Men are lusty school boys - ask any Catholic wife. If it wasn't for contraception, we'd be...

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Funny story: Fabrication; The American Way

Fabrication; The American Way

Did you know that America is on the wrong path? Republicans and Democrats force-feed agendas with one-sided talking points and mean-spirited drivel. Politicians today can't seem to walk past a live camera without delivering an absurd fabrication meant to injure the other Party. Hillary Clinton wore goggles at Wellesley, and purchased a shoe collection from Imelda Marcos on Ebay. Did you know Je...

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Funny story: Package Holiday Company Offers Fungus Collecting Breaks In Llandudno To Compete With Egyptian Scuba Diving Packages

Package Holiday Company Offers Fungus Collecting Breaks In Llandudno To Compete With Egyptian Scuba Diving Packages

Plenty of driving rain and overcast skies, muddy beaches, dilapidated resorts, cultural heritage and spectacular pre-glacial and post-glacial peat bogs, Wales is the perfect destination for a family mould spotting holiday. For most tourists, a h...

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Funny story: Leeds United to become 'dirty' once more

Leeds United to become 'dirty' once more

After the Leeds United squad collectively refused to move to live in the city a few days ago, the controversy has continued at Elland Road as Swiss International defender, Jonathan Rossini, had his loan deal terminated due to having a "poor attitude"...

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Funny story: New Female Ministers make male ministers stay up until 4am at night to discuss cabinet's problems

New Female Ministers make male ministers stay up until 4am at night to discuss cabinet's problems

David Cameron's introduction of numerous women ministers into the cabinet led to long discussions into the night. "The male ministers were ready to just watch some TV and go home but many of the female ministers were worried about problems the cabin...

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Funny story: Man Utd coach Van Gaal kills Ryan Giggs with his bare hands to assert dominance over squad

Man Utd coach Van Gaal kills Ryan Giggs with his bare hands to assert dominance over squad

It was supposed to be a milestone day for Football club Manchester United. With Dutch manager Louis Van Gaal returning from the World Cup to be presented to the United squad. However the day took an unusual turn when during a meeting with the player...

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Funny story: Former NY Mayor Bloomberg, Michelle Obama Fight Release of Upcoming Movie, 'The Splurge'

Former NY Mayor Bloomberg, Michelle Obama Fight Release of Upcoming Movie, 'The Splurge'

New York City - Warner Bros. studio has announced plans to make a new movie called 'The Splurge' after the success of 'The Purge' films. But not everyone is happy about the idea. 'The Splurge' is about a 12-hour period one night each year when...

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Funny story: Michael Douglas cancer advice rejected by JP Morgan boss

Michael Douglas cancer advice rejected by JP Morgan boss

New York - The Oscar-winning producer of One Blue Over The Cuckoo's Nest famously blamed his now-cured throat cancer on a bout of dodgy oral sex in a 'tasteless' quip that wife Catherine Zeta Jones said had left her feeling uncomfortable and down in...

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Funny story: New Environment Minister Ready For Floods, Horsemeat and Badger Issues - "Bring Em On!" Says Liz Rupture

New Environment Minister Ready For Floods, Horsemeat and Badger Issues - "Bring Em On!" Says Liz Rupture

Ready for anything minister, Liz Rupture has said she can make a much better job of dealing with floods, horsemeat in burgers, badger issues, tsunamis, volcanoes, meteors, earthquakes and students than her sacked predecessor. "also after working for...

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Funny story: Bowe Bergdahl Captured by Immigration Reform Activists

Bowe Bergdahl Captured by Immigration Reform Activists

Seargant Bowe Bergdahl, the soldier held prisoner by the Taliban in Afghanistan for five years, is reportedly once again a Prisoner of War. Just days after being returned to active duty, the Pentagon announced today that Bergdahl sent his father an e...

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