New Study Reveals Shocking Tips on How a Wife Can Help Her Husband Get a Raise
This week, The Wall Street Journal [WSJ] reported that to earn a bigger paycheck, "you will need to do more than just a top rate job." According to the WSJ, "an effective strategy for obtaining a raise also requires a top rate performance from your s...
Read full storyIslamic State militants call Kenya's White Widow bomber a slut
Baghdad, Iraq - A vicious slanging match has broken out at the notorious jihadi chat room Halal Spud-u-Like about British homegrown terrorist Samantha Lewthwaite, a.k.a. the White Widow. Under the caption of A Hard Act To Swallow IS renegades po...
Read full storyTurning the Tables
Hauled in before his Boss John Witt realised he was in trouble, but Witt had more than enough up his sleeve. 'You are being sacked for doing nothing' he was told. 'You have nothing to complain about, then!' replied Witt. 'I'm not complaining about nothing, I'm complaining about you doing nothing' came the response. Witt considered for a moment. 'I've been doing my job for two years and...
Read full storyIce Bucket Challenge spreads
The Ice Bucket Challenge has raised over fifty million dollars for research in ALS Motor Neurone Disease, and spread around the world in a phenomenal way, more than could ever have been envisaged. Because everybody knows at least seven people who've...
Read full storyChurch of Scamatology to Sue Internet for Libel
CLEARLY CRIMINAL, FL. The Church of Scamatology announced today that they will be suing the Internet and that everybody connected with the Internet had better start getting their lawyers ready. "We are tired of being libeled by Wikipedia, gossip...
Read full storyGov. Perry Targeting ICEE Terrorists; Also Eyeing Slurpee Militants, Slushie Extremists
AUSTIN, Texas -- Gov. Rick Perry has announced that the Texas National Guard will be deployed to ferret out suspected ICEE terrorists who have moved across the border into the Lone Star State in an attempt to sabotage the diets of American children w...
Read full storyFifty Year Old White Guy With Dreadlocks "Probably A Cunt" Thinks Florida Man
47 year old Fort Lauderdale man, Duncan Whitehead, has made the split second assumption that the fifty year old man (or thereabouts) who he saw walking along South Beach Miami yesterday afternoon is probably a total and utter cunt. Whitehead's ass...
Read full storyCharlie Drake's Boomerang Spotted Coming Back By Hubble Telescope
Charlie Drake's boomerang, thrown near Alice Springs in Northern Australia in the early 1970s has been spotted by the Hubble telescope spinning its way down to Ayer's Rock. Aborigine Chiefs have been informed and huge nets have been erected to p...
Read full storyScottish Independence Live Debate - Jeremy Kylie Opens DNA Test Results
Scotland's Independence campaign took a new twist last night on a live head to head between Alexei Salmon and Jeremy Kylie. During the show Kylie opened an envelope with the results of a voluntary D.N.A test to establish whether Salmon was a love...
Read full storyFirst Lady Organises Martha's Vineyard Christmas Savings Club After Vacation In Trailer Park
Michelle Obama is to collect $2 per week from the housewives at the Martha's Vineyard trailer park where she spends her vacations with her husband Barack. The savings are to be paid out at Christmas. "I always do this to help pay for the close kn...
Read full storyThe Top-Ten Best Selling Singles of All Time
THE TOP TEN BEST SELLING SINGLES OF ALL TIME ARE AS FOLLOWS: 1. If you leave me, I will kill myself. 2. If you don't leave me, I will kill myself. 3. I can't live without you. Until I get over it. 4. I would want to kill you if you ever left me but, as I am such a nice guy, I must spare you. 5. The first time ever I saw your face, I thought the Sun rose in your eyes. Now that you've...
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