The Art of Fashion
Entertainment Today is pleased to announce a new program called dress your best, which was installed with the intention to teach people who are ill aware of modern fashion the correct way to dress. My name is Steve Webermanjensen, and I will guide you through the program. We must first introduce ourselves to this course with your own personal fashion coach, Michael Styles. Mr. Styles is a ren...
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