Miley Cyrus New Stage Show To Feature Actual Amsterdam Brothels

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Sunday, 27 April 2014

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A typical Amsterdam Brothel

The company behind the next Miley Cyrus live tour have announced they are planning to demolish a whole row of Brothels in Amsterdam, ship them to the US and have them re-built brick by brick, ready for the 2015 World Tour.

Spokesman for 'Rebel Butterfly', the company responsible said, "It's an ambitious concept, but one that will reflect the true 'sleazy' feel Miley requires, as she continues to rebel against her 'angelic teenage' image. "We've big plans for the tour, which will feature real life prostitutes chosen personally by Miley herself".

The singer who's hits include "Hoedown Throwdown" and "Can't Be Tamed", will be seen swinging onto set on a 30 foot long pink phallus, apparently influenced by German industrial rockers Rammstein.

The Rebel Butterfly spokesman continued "Miley wanted to make a massive impact, what better than a 30 foot dick to kick things off".

Cyrus has already taken some time off her present tour to write some new material for the shows. A song tentatively titled "Sledgehammer", will be a reprise of her most recent hit "Wrecking Ball". Written solely by Miley, 'The Spoof' can exclusively reveal the opening lyrics:

I want to take your sledgehammer
why don't you just destroy me
oh let me take your sledgehammer
deep inside of me
I'll show you my honeypot
and you can be the honey bee
open up my honeypot
where my fruit is as sweet as can be

Destroy me with your sledgehammer
Treat me like a slut from the slammer

Other songs rumoured to have been written for the tour include 'Doggy style' (a love song) and 'Put It in My Mouth' (described as a slow ballad, written in D minor which is the saddest of all keys).

The Miley Cyrus 'Sledgehammer' Tour is due to be announced in February 2015. 'Family' packages will be available.
We'll keep you posted.

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