Pyongyang News says Kate baby's gone down the pan
North Korea - 'Princess Kate water birth goes tragically wrong' was the headline on Pyongyang News Tonite** as the North Korean national broadcaster played film footage of a baby 'flushed down the pan'. Notoriously picky about which news stories t...
Read full storyArchaeologists Discover Ancient Frozen Pizzas
Pizzas that were frozen during the Little Ice Age centuries ago have been discovered in Northern Europe. Papa John Piloe and his team of archaeologists raced against the clock recently to collect the ancient pizzas exposed from rapidly melting ice i...
Read full storyJustice Scalia Gets Knuckles Rapped
93 Year-old Sister Maria Inamorata caused a stir today when she halted court proceedings to admonish Justice Antonin Scalia. In the middle of a series of caustic questions the Justice was delivering to a clearly distressed plantiff's lawyer, the d...
Read full storyKim Jong Un's Race Horse Will Not Be Allowed To Run In The Belmont Stakes
ELMONT, New York - The United States Racehorse Federation has just announced that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's racehorse Northern Rice King will not be allowed to run in the 145th running of The Belmont Stakes. USRF spokesperson Amethyst Chut...
Read full storyPaul McCartney Wants To Buy YouTube
CHICAGO - Paul McCartney was in the Windy City visiting his number one fan Oprah Winfrey. McCartney had invited Ms. Winfrey out to dinner but she declined saying that she is trying to lose some of the 75 pounds she has recently gained. Sir Paul...
Read full storyJohn Mayer Dumped Katy Perry and Now He Says He Wants Her Back
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - There is no one in LaLaLand who has a worst reputation for loving 'em and leaving 'em that John "The Player" Mayer. For some strange reason Mayer seems to attract attractive Hollywood celebrities like Wynonna Judd attracts weight...
Read full storyKelly Clarkson Says "No" To American Idol
LOS ANGELES - The very first winner on American Idol, Kelly Clarkson has reportedly been asked to be a judge on next season's edition of the singing competition show. According to Music Moments Magazine, the producers of AI want Kelly to take over...
Read full storyJessica Simpson Proclaims Her Baby Bump Is Prettier Than Kim Kardashian's Baby Bump
SANTA MONICA - Jessica Simpson has always been the type of self-centered individual who constantly strives to top whatever the next person has done. She has done that with music, movies, personal hygiene products, and now with her baby bump. Si...
Read full storyShakira Finally Responds To The Chicharito Rumors
NEW ORLEANS - Colombian singer-dancer Shakira recently performed at The Voodoo Arena in the city known as The Big Easy. After her three encores she sat backstage and talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk. The 36-year-old South Am...
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