San Diego Mayor Bob Filner Registered On Match.com Following Therapy
Recently disgraced San Diego mayor Bob Filner has successfully registered on the popular internet dating website Match.com, following what he describes as "a really intensive, eye-opening therapy session that changed my life". The 70-year-old ma...
Read full storyScientists can implant false memories into mice, only a matter of time before men have fake memories of wild sex they never had
HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold State College released a study this week that substantiates the belief that we can implant false memories into mice. This could have far-reaching implications in terms of men and how fondly they think back to their younger days...
Read full storyIf it looks like a coup and walks all over people like a coup it probably is a coup
Honoring the Clapper principle, in terms of savoring and selecting "the least untruthful truth," the Obama administration is currently now here now there on whether the recent coup in Egypt is really a coup. US officials have been struggling with...
Read full storyThe Nation Is Running Out Of Vowels, The FB* Warns
Washington, DC -- America is about to pay a high price for its love affair with its five favorite letters. The vowels -- A,E,I,O,U -- have become so popular that there aren't enough of them to go around, according to a recently published FB* report.
Read full storyFat People V The World
Obesity is a slow moving, wheezing monster that is slowly gobbling up our country like a Frenchman gorging themselves on so much cheese. As a country we have taken inspiration from the Americans (with their pizza for breakfast ways) and decided that...
Read full storyHollyweird's hottest: Selma Blair
Selma Beitner (aka Batsheva), whose screen name is Selma Blair because (1) "Blair" sounds better than "Beitner," (2) she wants to hide her Jewish heritage ("'Blair' sounds less offensively Anglo," she says), has starred in one or two blockbusters, but she is not adverse to accepting roles in independent films or even art-house trash when the meatier roles are not forthcoming. Her "versatility," sh...
Read full storyCollective poetry of Persia
Most people, literate or illiterate, in Iran, Afghanistan and Tajikistan, the remnants of the ruined Persian Empire, still, 2013, keep, at least, three books in their homes: Rubaiyat-e Khayyam, Hafiz and Shahnameh. A well-known Iranian scholar, Mohammad Abdolvahab Qazvini, 1877-1949, after completing his traditional theological schooling, Arabic grammar and Islamic teachings, in 1904, at the...
Read full storyJane Austen Visits Bookstore in NYC's Grand Central Terminal
Furious upon learning that her likeness would appear on 10-pound Bank of England notes, Ms. Austen determined she would take action to express her displeasure. "Kinda cheap," Jane reportedly complained, spreading the word that she had expected...
Read full storyStatue of World War II Hero Duck, Quentin Quackers, to Be Waddled into Duck Heritage Museum
It's been 68 years and a billion roasted ducks since World War II ended. Over that time span memories have faded, people have become jaded and copious culinary duck recipes have been created. Somewhere buried in the annals of history are the accomp...
Read full storyGeorge Clooney Admits He Has A Crush On Jennifer Aniston
LAS VEGAS - George Clooney flew to Las Vegas to take a much needed break from the on-going question carnival that is taking place in LaLaLand regarding his break up with the gorgeously sexy Stacy Keibler. Clooney said that it was a fantastic two y...
Read full storyFOX News Wants To Hire George Zimmerman
NEW YORK CITY - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that a top executive at FOX News has stated that he wants to hire George Zimmerman to be a roving consultant for the news network. Bancroft P. Dapplindip, 83, who is the senior executive di...
Read full storyJennifer Lopez Allegedly Sweet Tweeting Pitbull
NEW YORK CITY - Since divorcing Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez has been pretty much hitting the boy-toy circuit. After her divorce was finalized J.Lo. who turned 44 on July 24, hooked up with a 19-year-old Brooklyn bagel maker named Rico "The Serpen...
Read full storyJohn Travolta Tells Kirstie Alley and Katie Holmes To Stop Attacking Leah Remini
NEW YORK CITY - John Travolta flew into New York City to visit an old friend and he was asked about the recent scandal that is going on in his church. Durango Tucker with National Focus Magazine asked Travolta why Kirstie Alley and Katie Holmes, w...
Read full storyDonald Trump Wants Edward Snowden To Appear On Celebrity Apprentice
MANHATTAN - The producer and host of Celebrity Apprentice, Donald Trump has said that he would like to have the infamous NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden appear as a contestant on his hit NBC show. Trump, being a billionaire (thanks to daddy), kno...
Read full storyJoan Rivers: John Mayer Needs To Be Neutered
BEVERLY HILLS - Joan Rivers flew from New York City to Beverly Hills to buy a special brand of facial collagen that she can only get on the Left Coast. Rivers who is 80, recently appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and talked about her different...
Read full storyCharlie Sheen Trying To Put The Make On Stacy Keibler
SHERMAN OAKS, California - Charlie Sheen was out in the backyard of his Mulholland Estate Mansion, Casa Jose Cuervo when Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight arrived at his front gate. Sheen had invited him over to talk about an idea he has fo...
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