FOX News Wants To Hire George Zimmerman

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 27 July 2013

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If FOX News gets their way, George Zimmerman will go from carrying a gun to carrying a microphone.

NEW YORK CITY - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that a top executive at FOX News has stated that he wants to hire George Zimmerman to be a roving consultant for the news network.

Bancroft P. Dapplindip, 83, who is the senior executive director of decision making at FOX has already contacted corporate attorney's and they have given him the green light to hire Zimmerman.

As of now plans call for George Zimmerman to appear on show segments with Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and Greta Van Susteren.

Dapplindip wants Zimmerman to go into the neighborhoods and interview people about any type of national topic in areas such as unemployment, taxes, sports, lesbionics, cooking, and current national fads.

SIDENOTE: Mr. Dapplindip is hoping that Zimmerman will be able to score interviews with President Obama, Taylor Swift, LeBron James, and Honey Boo Boo.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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