George Clooney Admits He Has A Crush On Jennifer Aniston

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 27 July 2013

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George says that he has never known a woman who had beautiful 42-inch legs like Stacy does.

LAS VEGAS - George Clooney flew to Las Vegas to take a much needed break from the on-going question carnival that is taking place in LaLaLand regarding his break up with the gorgeously sexy Stacy Keibler.

Clooney said that it was a fantastic two years with a fantastic gal but as New York Jets quarterback Joe Namath once said, "All things must pass."

A close friend of Clooney's told Bedroom Pillow Talk that George confided to him that he thinks his next girlfriend will be a little bit older than his past few have been.

George who is 52, was 19 years older than the sultry, long-legged Keibler.

The actor has said that he wants to take at least about a 10 day break from dating but when he resumes the dating game he thinks that he is going to get away from the much younger women and try to find a woman that is in her 40s.

When asked if he has anyone in mind, he grinned like the Cincinnati cat that swallowed the Cleveland canary and said that he has developed a bit of a crush on Jennifer Aniston who just happens to be 44.

He quickly added that he knows that she is engaged to marry Justin Theroux but he seems to be dragging his feet and he keeps putting the wedding off.

George promises that he will not interfere but he just wants to get the word out that if Miss Aniston ever decides to dump Justin he will be there for her quicker than she can say "Yummy."

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