GM chief confirms super-size Cadillac SUV
Cadillac will launch a car bigger than Ford's new SUV, the Exaggeration, within the next two years, General Motors CEO Dan Akerson says. The XTS has been the biggest Cadillac, but there have been contradictory reports for at least two years about...
Read full storyCover Up About Black Hole At Large Hadron Colider
There has been a massive cover up about a black hole at the Large.Hadron.Colider. as far the World knows it is having essential maintenance. When Scientists discovered the Higgs Bosum they also at the same time created a black hole. A top scien...
Read full storyNew personal hygiene robot launched
BEDFORD, Mass. - July 21, 2013 -- myRobot corp is a leader in delivering robotic technology-based solutions, today announced the launch of a new myRobot Splooj® personal cleaning robot. Splooj 330 takes a dangerous job and does it for you, us...
Read full storyMike Huckabee to Leave His Wife of 39 Years for Another Man
Mike Huckabee, lamenting on his show Huckabee the malignant effect the gay agenda is having on the divine institution of marriage, announced that he is leaving his wife Janet of 39 years for another man. Huckabee, in tears, and praying with a dr...
Read full storyObama seeks "injustice for all" in Trayvon Martin case
WASHINGTON, DC --- In a surprise---some might say, an astonishing---admission during a recent White House press conference during which he eulogized the late anti-Semitic bigot Helen Thomas, President Obama admitted that, when he was the same age as...
Read full storyAmerica declares war against Australia's Great Barrier Reef
Queensland - A dawn raid has seen two US AV-8B Harrier jets bomb the World Heritage-listed marine park off the coast of Queensland following the breakdown of diplomatic dialogue. Launched from the aircraft carrier USS Bonhomme Richard the Harriers...
Read full storyHelen Thomas: another hater bites the dust
WASHINGTON, DC --- Aspiring centenarian and anti-Semite, Helen Thomas, 92, died at home following a long mental illness. As he prepared his eulogy concerning the contrarian White House press corpsman, speechwriters reminded President Obama that "corp...
Read full storyCameron In Net Porn Bid
Prime Minister David Cameron is set to go head to head with Internet Service Providers (or ISP's) over the display of porn and other graphic images. It is understood he is to tell Google and Bing to make sleaze more accessible as it is in Holland.
Read full storyRogers puts all Liverpool transfer rumours to bed
On a hot and humid evening in Jakarta an emergency press conference has been called. Liverpool football club's commander and chief, Brendan Rogers, sit's silently behind a bouquet of awaiting microphones. To the left of Rogers sits club captain S...
Read full storyPresident Obama Considering Leasing Out Air Force One To The Kardashian Family
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has been advised by a group of his advisers to consider leasing out Air Force One as a means of bringing in some much needed revenue. Vice-President Joe Biden who met with the advisers noted that 90 percent of th...
Read full storyAshton Kutcher Warns Demi Moore She Better Give Him The Divorce Or He Will Reveal Some Intimate Secrets About Her
LOS ANGELES - Ashton Kutcher, 35, has stated that he is sick and tired of his soon-to-be-ex-wife Demi Moore dragging her freaking feet in their divorce proceedings. Kutcher recently told Glamboyant Magazine that he heard from a very good source th...
Read full storyGovernor Jan Brewer Furious With Her BFF Sheriff Joe Arpaio As He Reveals He Wants To Be The Governor of Arizona
MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - In what the news media is calling one of the biggest example of backstabbing in recent history, Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has told close friends that he wants to become the next governor of Arizona. When asked by Americ...
Read full storyTaylor Swift's Next Breakup Song Could Be About Matthew Gray Gubler
DETROIT - Taylor Swift performed a benefit concert at The Carburetor Coliseum with all of the proceeds going to the city of Detroit, which has just filed for bankruptcy. After the concert she was asked by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazin...
Read full storyParis Hilton Has Decided To Give Up Sex For 30 Days
HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has always felt a little bit insecure about herself although she will move mountains to keep from admitting it publicly. The celebutante who is famous for pretty much doing nothing recently confided to a close friend that...
Read full storyVlad and Barrie mano a mano
I know this is very hard to believe, and I'm expecting tweets on it as to my credibility, but I will trust in the evidence. I had just departed from Mr. Putin (or Vlad as I got to calling him), and was exiting Club Formulation. By then evening was starting, bar stools jamming somewhat with people sideways and hands raised over the bars for drinks, girls at the poles, you know the scene. Rig...
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