Mike Huckabee to Leave His Wife of 39 Years for Another Man

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Sunday, 21 July 2013


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Mike Huckabee, lamenting on his show Huckabee the malignant effect the gay agenda is having on the divine institution of marriage, announced that he is leaving his wife Janet of 39 years for another man.

Huckabee, in tears, and praying with a drooling Pat Robertson, admitted that he had finally given in to the pressure to "go gay," especially after watching his long-time next door neighbors, Steve and Reeve, tie the knot only weeks after the Supreme Court decision in June declaring the Defense of Marriage Act unconstitutional. Said a clearly upset Huckabee: "God knows I tried to resist! But with my neighbors Steve and Reeve marrying, and with our Labrador Retriever Spot running off to Massachusetts to marry a Collie named Bruce-I just can't hold out any longer. Satan's gay agenda has won me over."

Rumors are that Huckabee and his lover Cameron are moving to San Francisco to open a wedding boutique.

Said Pat Robertson of the whole incident: "Bluuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Satan!!!! Bluuuuuurrrr. Send me your online offerings. Satan!!"

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