Congress: Thanks for making this about race
WASHINGTON D.C. In the wake of the much-televised George Zimmerman trial, with echoes of loud protests over the verdict audible from the street, another sound can be heard inside the congressional chambers: the clinking of champagne glasses. Foll...
Read full storyClinton, Bush and Obama 'all have secret Russian passports' according to whistleblower Snowden
Moscow - "So why can't I?" That appears to be the bottom line at the Russian Interior Ministry this week where Edward Snowden's Russian asylum application is being vetted for unseens. The US justice fugitive may be playing his biggest bluff yet vi...
Read full storyPlumbing the depths with Vladimir Putin
Russia - "Just promise not to count how many teeth," Kremlin aide Dim-Eatery Borsch commented as pics of President Vladimir Putin's dazzling white smile flashed across Russian TV screens, "anything over 40 would be a PR disaster." The latest pres...
Read full storyConfuscious say what?!
Confuscious said: FA Cup Final, Wembley May 2013: "Both teams march out ready for battle, one in red and one in blue. South American and Southern European multi-millionaire soccer players from both teams cross themselves and look to the sky for assistance from their gods. A TV reporter observes the ceremony and before the teams cross the white line he rushes over for an interview from 2 p...
Read full storyStacy Keibler Announces She May Get Back Into Wrestling
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Stacy Keibler was at the General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport in Cabo San Lucas when she was approached by a reporter for The Cabo San Lucas Morning Olé News. Polo Del Matador asked Keibler, who recently ended her tw...
Read full storyGeorge Zimmerman Offered A Deputy's Job By Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio
MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The word coming out of the boiling desert of Arizona is that the self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff In The USA, Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has offered George Zimmerman a job. The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting...
Read full storyGeorge Zimmerman Has Been Asked To Appear On Dancing With The Stars
SANFORD, Florida - Executives of several television shows including The View, Piers Morgan Tonight, The Viagra View, and Dancing With The Stars have all reportedly contacted George Zimmerman about appearing on their shows. The information comes fr...
Read full storyAlabama Bans George Zimmerman
MONTGOMERY - In a special session that was called immediately after Zimmerman was found not guilty the Alabama State Senate convened and by a vote of 33-2 passed a state ruling that George Zimmerman is banned from ever entering the state. Senator...
Read full storyJustin Bieber: I'm Trying To Grow Up and Act Responsible
HOLLYWOOD - Justin Bieber has stated that he is tired of getting blamed for things that his friends do. He told Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors that he is really trying to grow up and act responsible. The 19-year-old pointed out that he is not a...
Read full storyThe Reverend Al Sharpton Suggests That George Zimmerman May Want To Move To Afghanistan Where He'll Be Safe
NEW YORK CITY - Reverend Al Sharpton stood in front of the Statue of Liberty and said that the jury has spoken and now the people must obey what the jury has said no matter how they may feel. The reverend who is no stranger to controversy told Sin...
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