Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 15 July 2013

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Alabama senator Brisker Tadfeller stated that Alabama cannot afford to protect George Zimmerman.

MONTGOMERY - In a special session that was called immediately after Zimmerman was found not guilty the Alabama State Senate convened and by a vote of 33-2 passed a state ruling that George Zimmerman is banned from ever entering the state.

Senator Brisker "Tadpole" Tadfeller [R-Mobile] stated that the state of Alabama just does not want to have to spend a tremendous amount of money having to provide police protection for Mr. Zimmerman if he were to visit the state.

American Spotlight Magazine's Fitzwater Ribicoff commented to the senator that no other state in the nation has passed such a measure.

Senator Tadfeller shook his head and remarked, "Ribicoff is it?"

"Yes sir," came the reply.

"Well Mr. Ribicoff, let me just say this about that. Maybe them other states have got a hell of a lot more money than we do here in Alabama, you hear what I'm saying son?"

Ribicoff replied that he did and told him that he would be on his merry way.

The senator smiled and stated, "Thank you so much Ribby, you took the words right out of my mouth son."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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