George Zimmerman Offered A Deputy's Job By Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 15 July 2013

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Sheriff Arpaio has said that he will personally train Deputy George Zimmerman. (Photo by Jan Brewer).

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - The word coming out of the boiling desert of Arizona is that the self-proclaimed Toughest Sheriff In The USA, Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has offered George Zimmerman a job.

The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle is reporting that Sheriff Arpaio has already done a background check on Zimmerman and he did not find anything that sent up a red flag.

He did note that when Zimmerman was 20, he was caught driving with an expired inspection sticker. Arpaio added that when Zimmerman was 21, he was reprimanded for gently tapping a Tucson Hooter's Girl on her seductive butt.

Sheriff Arpaio said that he will start Zimmerman off as a desk deputy answering phones and making coffee and hopefully within three months he can move him up to public school crossing guard detail.

After that he should become a regular deputy after nine months and at that time he will be given his official Dunkin Donuts Police Officer's Card which is good for free donuts and free coffee at all participating Arizona Dunkin Donut locations.

SIDENOTE: Redwood Fingerboo with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle stated that Governor Jan Brewer has to approve of Zimmerman's appointment, but as close as her and Joey Arapio are it should be a done deal.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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