Trillion Dollar Coin Lost Down The Back Of Sofa
The Treasury Department who could have averted a standoff over the debt ceiling by minting a cure-all trillion-dollar coin have admitted that they have lost the coin after a worker took the coin home to show his kids. It is believed the coin was...
Read full storyHeath experts: People who ROFL have cleaner floors but more severe allergies
If you ROFL, your allergies are likely to be much worse allergies those who don't. That's according to researchers at the Centers for Disease Control, wherever that is. At a news conference today, Dr. Sanka Belchner told reporters, "Please save y...
Read full storyAlcohol to be banned in Britain!
Britain is to become the first alcohol free-zone in the free world because many Brit binge drinkers have had enough of puking at the weekends. Puking Health minister, Jeremy Hunt, issued a health hazard after vomiting at the sight of Brit binge dr...
Read full storyBoston's Slob of the Year: Tyler Seguin
Tyler Seguin, handsome young 20-year-old star of the Boston Bruins, has faced the music on Twitter. He denies he is a slob, deemed such by an international panel of housemaids. In one of the dirtiest scandals of the strike-laden months of hockey,...
Read full storySome of The Winners of The 39th Annual Peoples Choice Award
LOS ANGELES - The 39th Annual Peoples Choice Awards Show was held at The Nokia Theater and it went on as planned even though sources said some executives wanted the show postponed due to the strike by The Seat Fillers Union of California. Seat fil...
Read full storyWhy India will beat England
The BCCI officials met yesterday to discuss the future course of action after Pakistan thrashed India mercilessly. The meeting held in Mumbai was also attended by former and current good-for-nothing cricketers, Srinivasan's astrologer and exclusive B...
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