"Has The Octopus Struck Again?" Cable Asks Clegg in wake of Lib Dem scandal
Vince Cable and Nick Clegg have denied all knowledge of the allegations that 'The Human Octopus' had been groping the Lib Dem women activists. However, Clegg was 'outed' by Channel 4 when they published a stream of email correspondents between th...
Read full storyLibDem sex scandal accused 'named after Bond movie villain'
London - Lord Rennard, alleged groper of women and Glib Dem peer, is distancing himself tonight from comparison with his celluloid namesake, an ex-KGB Soviet terrorist/kidnapper/hired killer from the 1999 James Bond movie 'The World Is Not Enough'.
Read full storyNASCAR's Fan Appreciation Scheme Backfires
Daytona, Florida -- A rumored NASCAR plan to shower its loyal fans with free souvenirs ran into a glitch at the end of its Nationwide Series race here. The idea was to launch a "piñata car" into the home stretch fence just before the competitors...
Read full storyTiger Woods Hitting On Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren
JUPITER, Florida - Tiger Woods has once again shown the world that he is and will always be a player. The golfer who became more famous for his off-the-fairways exploits than for his on-the-fairway exploits was caught openly flirting with his ex-w...
Read full storyClothes Make the Sportsman Rich: Eruzione & Schilling
This week we had a glimpse into what the well-dressed Boston sports fan ought to be donning. The usual uniform of sports jersey, sneakers, and baseball cap just seems so bland that you now have to skip the sports fashion store and go directly to S...
Read full storyIs Rihanna A Good Role Model For Young Women?
Following the revleation that Rihanna has returned to an abusive relationship with Chris Brown, the media has simply been asking why, Rihanna, why? Some women talk show hosts have lambasted Rihanna for being a poor role model for young girls. Her...
Read full storyCowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says Coach Jason Garrett Is Going To Have To Start Talking
DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones sat sullen-faced in a private party room at the swank Le Loins of Joan of Arc Restaurant in downtown Big D. He was seated at a table with two team executives, three Cowboys cheerleaders, and Ruf...
Read full storyJohn Lackey Changes His Red Sox, His Body & His Soul
FENWAY PARK SOUTH: John Lackey of the Red Sox didn't pitch last year, and the last lingering memory of the injured hurler was that of dipping his hand into a bucket of fried chicken with the rest of the staff in 2011. He returned this spring train...
Read full storyWhat views to express?
An Australian nurse, working in palliative care, claims to have recorded the dying epiphanies (feelings) of her patients in the last 12 weeks of their lives. She believes that people gain a plausible clarity of vision when dying. She says, "When questioned about any regrets …common themes surfaced again and again." The top five regrets of the dying were: not having lived a life true to themsel...
Read full storyGrand Theft Pony Violent Video led to Genghis Khan Murdering 40 Million
Diogenes spent his entire life walking the earth with a lantern searching for an honest man and a pair of matching socks. He found neither. Maybe he should have purchased an iPad and searched Wikileaks instead. Because it's there that the Center f...
Read full storyManti Te'o Admits Brother is a Cardboard Cutout
Manti Te'o shocked the crowded room of reporters Saturday in Indianapolis when he announced that his younger brother is a hoax. "It is really embarrassing," Te'o said. "I just thought he was shy and a little one dimensional." The elaborate ho...
Read full storyLondon Opens Up The Nation's First Giddy Up Burger Diner
LONDON - Brompton Boxgrove, a reporter with Britain's Tickety Boo News, has just reported that merry olde England has just opened up a brand new fast food establishment. Boxgrove reports that The Giddy Up Diner has just opened for business in the...
Read full storyPope Benedict XVI Moving To Beverly Hills
THE VATICAN - Italy's national news agency The Daily Vino has just reported that Pope Benedict XVI, 85, has made a highly surprising announcement. The leader of the Catholic church said that he has decided that after his resignation becomes offici...
Read full storyThe Yankees Own The Phrase, Baseball's Evil Empire
NEW YORK CITY - After months of going back and forth in the court of sports law, a New York judge has finally ruled that the sports phrase Baseball's Evil Empire, which is used to describe the Bronx Bombers belongs exclusively to the New York Yankees...
Read full storyJoe Rickey Hundley AKA The Baby Slapper Named The Meanest Man In America
MINNEAPOLIS - Jessica Bennett, mother of 19-month old Jonah Bennett, is thrilled that the man who slapped her baby could end up serving one year in prison. Mrs. Bennett spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight and said that Joe Rickey H...
Read full storyDancing With The Stars' Maksim Chmerkovskiy Hanging Up His Dancing Shoes
MARINA DEL REY - Maksim Chmerkovskiy was sitting at The Drunk Duck Lounge having some drinks with some of his friends when he dropped a bombshell on them. The Ukrainian dancer, who is known as The Bad Boy of The Ballroom because of his lightning q...
Read full storyJapan Warns US Over Escalating Junk Food War
McTokyo,Japan-The "Meat Minister" loads two beef patties, a chicken breast, two slices of cheese, three pieces of bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion onto a classic sesame bun. The "Mega McMiffin" consists of two breakfast sausage patties, cheese, egg,...
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